From Jose Mourinho to Ron ‘Chopper’ Harris, Chelsea managers and players have kept us entertained with some truly hilarious sound bites over the years.
In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled more than 250 side-splitting quotes and quips from the men of Stamford Bridge.
Packed with loads of classic one-liners, wise-cracks, verbal volleys and mixed metaphors, this book will have you chuckling throughout the season.
“Mark Hughes is playing better and better, even if he’s starting to look like a pigeon.”
“Chelsea were a sausage, eggs and chips club before the foreign players arrived.”
“Wisey said I think too much. But I have to do all his thinking for him.”
“With hindsight, it’s easy to look at it with hindsight.”